Varn Word of the Day!… by Cade

Hello Varn and now it’s time for the Varn word of the day, and the word for today IS: A Crapella

A Crapella

Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on.

Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song. Stay tuned when tomorrow the word of the day will be:  Bedgasm…   Remember no cheating and stay OFF your Google.

Varn Word of the Day!… by Cade

Hello Varn and now it’s time for the Varn word of the day, and the word for today IS: Onegina

Onegina

A disease men get when they get married. Symptoms include depression and despair. Easily cured with some money and a hotel room.

Ex:  I don’t wanna get stuck with onegina the rest of my life.

Stay tuned when tomorrow the word of the day will be:  A Crapella…   Remember no cheating and stay OFF your Google.

Varn Word of the Day! by Cade

Hello Varn and now it’s time for the Varn word of the day, and the word for today IS: Dankrupt

Dankrupt

To be out of marijuana Stay tuned when tomorrow the word of the day will be:  Onegina…   Remember no cheating and stay OFF your Google.

Varn Word of the Day!

From: Cade

Hello Varn and now it’s time for the Varn word of the day, and the word for today IS: Te’oing

Te’oing

Verb

To have sex with an imaginary woman/man or object

Stay tuned when tomorrow the word of the day will be:  Dankrupt…   Remember no cheating and stay OFF your Google.

Until Tomorrow, Cade Out!

Have You Wanted To Learn How To Fight?

warrior

Now is a GOOD TIME! The city and our ally, Oasis Of The Two Scimitars is starting Battle Training and have invited the citizens of Varn to participate.

Saturday at 12 Noon, and weekly Sundays thereafter.

Master Ramblaze said “The first class will be basics: meters, gestures, settings where to get FREE weapons! Using the battle tools built into the viewer   Next week we will move to Bows.”

Everyone is welcome, New or veterans, Free or Slave. For more information contact Ramblaze Ducrot (ramblaze) in world.

Varn Under Construction?

Tal, Everyone!

We are looking at some ideas of changing the west harbor of Varn. So please be patient when you see life-sized blue prints laying around as we ponder some designs to improve the Varn harbor and market. ((the boat landing is practically on the sim border causing crashes, so we’d like to move the landing farther inland and avoid drowning our friends and visitors arriving by boat! haha))

We know that some citizens may have on-going or active roleplays in the construction zones. If you have any questions please let us know. You may reach out to the following individuals; Kreg Ember (kreg.skytower), Master Ember, Rhalur var Kharis (targus.zulaman) and Hisense Criss with any concerns.

Long Live Varn!

Kreg Ember
Varn Administrator